Bitten by a sound bite???

In the 80s I had a button that I kept on my jacket. It said: "I am trying to find myself. Have you seen me anywhere?"

"The problem with finding yourself is that you need mirrors. Once you get the mirrors, you will start arguing with them about what you see."

"The only reason why a wise man would make you laugh is so that he then can use the opportunty to put the medicine into your mouth that you would otherwise have refused to take."

"The challenge is to distill the essence of 5,000 pages from the Book of Life and turn it into a 3-sentence sound bite to bite you in just the right place to catch your attention."